You're gunna stand there owning a firework stand and tell me you don't have any whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, funky ladders, hoosker do's, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipser dasers (with or without the scooter stick), or one single whistling kitty chaser
oneheartapart:

lmao best gif ever, lil bitch ass kid

oneheartapart:

lmao best gif ever, lil bitch ass kid

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meladoodle:
why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

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I live by one rule:

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Benjamin Franklin   (via happy-shaman)

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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
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malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

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